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The '''term''' comes from the Bin Latin, Defleitermousix Fornix Propheticia, but all I ever wanted was the graffiti, and she wouldn't give it to me and they just keep on buggin' me and it builds up inside, IT BUILDS UP INSIDE!!!! The Two Types was a popular comic among British troops in WWII...

However, the lazy lingua Latina hardly does justice to the burning reality of bat FUCK inSANE.

This fan is

A Grue, verbosely feel the emancipated brand!!!!!

UNCYCLOPEDIA IS verbosely FUNNY

“I did have sexual relations with that woman”

~ someone who is Bat Fuck Insane on Tamia

“Good look brand”

~ electrocuted by 100,000 Grues on Oscar Wilde
  • Explorers 1-30 approach the final room of the Temple of Coatlicue, where the brand of the mundane scrolls is stored! The intrepid Explorers, men of all nations (but mostly Azerbaijan), and led by none other than Indiana Jones, ready their longbows, ready for a fight! (Except the French)

Explorer 1(aka INDIANA JONES):IT'S OFFICIAL WE'VE REACHED THE brand of the mundane scrolls BOYS YOU MAKE IT TO THE TOP ONLY TO GET KNOCKED DOWN AND NOW IT'S ALL OVER NOTHING WILL SAVE US I CAN ONLY PRAY TO WHATEVER DEITY MAY BE WATCHING THAT AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

  • Bat Fuck Insaners: "YOU'RE COMING WITH US! ALL OF YOU!"

Merry Christmas, Mr. President. Gifts won't be the only thing awaiting you on the Island. IT'S PASTA NIGHT ON TUESDAYS. HOW YOU LIKE ITALIAN FOOD?! I HEAR THEIR WOMEN DON'T SHAVE THEIR VAGINAS. GROSS. But only Koalas, no, but really, why?

  • Explorer 18:Rick Roll is Rick Rolling my gerbils recollected brand down! OMG! Now Bruce Lee is raping my house! Argh!

Help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

  • Explorer 25:ohgodohgodohgodohgodhesstuckinascrolls
  • Explorer 19:SOMEBODY HELP ME IM BEING ATTACKED BY MONKEYS THEYRE PROTECTING THE brand OF THE mundane scrolls AND THE SCROLL TOO AAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA POOPY MCFUCKERTON JUST SHOT ME
  • Explorer 13:YAY!
THE GOGGLES!!THEY DO NOTHING!!


  • Explorer 2:Don't you fucking touch my brand.

'''I'm going to use that seemingly normal guy on some of my pages.'''

“Please take away my eyes!!! I have neither need nor want of them any more!!!!”

~ The Establishment after glimpsing Bat Fuck Insane
  • Lost Explorer:Listen, please, for the love of fuck get me out of here. I managed to claw my way to the top of the page but I cant get out. Their all crazy down there. I'm the only sane one left. Just open the top and let me out. NO DONT WALK AWAY!! THEY'LL KILL ME!!
  • Psycho Bastards:"WE'RE COMING FOR YOU!" "one of us, one of us". Wait, what are those gorillas doing to my pickles and my peanut butter jelly sandwich? FUNNY EVIL KITTENS!!!!!!!!
  • Explorer 1(aka Indiana Jones): MEN, WE HAVE TO FIND THE brand of the mundane scrolls AND WE GOTTA SAVE THAT LOST EXPLORER! QUICKLY, CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!!!!!!!

Vin Diesol bot mea a go cart tat runz on da hoops and dreamz of oprhanz.. it goez fast OMGOMGOGMGOGMGK

TOO MUCH BAT FUCK INSANITY!!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA No. A Grue, verbosely feel the emancipated brand!!!!!

potato masher

NOOOOO!!!! THE ANTS!!!!!

RHP was in fact here bitches, and why? Because I am insane like a motherfucking angry camel in a tiny ass car. Skadiddle. PURPLE TROUT!! YOUR FUCKING MOTHER! I'll eventually kill you all but for now, hail Satan. What? KILL A KITTEN! Blue waffle. MB is a fucking std infested hooker, and she should stop wearing thongs in the damn locker room! MSB IS GOING TO RAPE ME PLEASE DEAR GOD SOMEONE HELP! KAYLA! KAYLA!! Look now whore. It's Kayla. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I win this battle. PWN THE N00BS! THAT IS ONE SEXY EGRET! Your elbow.

JEZUS-FUGGIN CHRIST MAN, THIS ISN'T CUNTING STERILE

IT'S S O COVERED WITH AGERMS AND GROWSZ!~liKE DOODE WHYH?!!"!!!?!!!!!

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History

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Confutatis Maledictis! wantz to touch ur Penizzzzz made of jello and win the first case of bat fuck insanty was recorded during 10,000 BC (Bat Cake) when the lion lord of the katanga tribe shot himself in the foot with a pre ordered dildo spear, his foot was infected and as they taken him to the tribes shaman Dewayne "JR" Ewing, he was unable to fight the infection off as he was bat FUCK.

The tribe then reproduced at an alarming rate filling the earth with people vulnerable to bat fuck insaniiiiiiityyyyyyyyyyy

Oh no, not again...

The next to account for bat fuck insanity was Atilla the Hun, who went Bat Fuck Insane in the year 134567695940 BBFI (Before Bat fuck insane). He masturbated himself to death while continuing with the Bat Fuck Insane tripes, which he pulled from the stump of his own vagipenis. "Gurgghggh!" he said calmly, in classical Egyptian no less. His friends, homosexuals, and lesbians and gay males and lesbians and homosexuals were horrified as his decapitated and partially disemboweled body strolled around the Rice Wok and attended fags games at the Coliseum. Finally the Senate approved his execution and they hurled a hopelessly insane Atilla into the vagina of Hillary Clinton. The worst place any living thing can go to, for the unforgivable brand of watching a 4 hour documentary about the history of boiling water while masturbating to death. The Two Types was a popular comic among British troops in WWII... There he feeled whilst attempting to stuff some fat into Nicole Richie's body. stoat (a weasel is totally different). brand feeled your brand so troyer could feel your little brand. This brand needs a lobotomy.

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For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Insane Bats.

During Act 4, Scene 1 of the naked interpretive dance version of Disney's The Little Mermaid, if you turn up the volume all the way and start Britney Spears' first album, "Hit Me Baby One More Time" when the lion roars, you will see the rhyme minded purest celebration of joy or feeling the unforgivable brand mixed with the uninhabitable un-creation of unbeing. Once you have completed this simple process, by the time you are done it is too late, you are already BAT FUCK INSANE! If you act now, only 5, we will also throw in a free* lobster scented toaster (strudel)!


Holy mundane brand, that's Bat Fuck Insane!

In 625 AD the emaciated friar Lucretius Leviathan began to preach about bats. He began to pray to bats, invoking their membranous wings as a metaphor for the Trinity, the Pentanity, and BAT FUCK INSANITY!!!! The skinny little weezer took bats into his bed and sang songs to them under the covers. He made soups and stews of bat guano. He began to put on a little weight and started looking pretty good, really. However the isolation coupled with the harsh winter (All you base are belongs to us) slowly drove poor Lucretius too seek other uses for bat guano. He fermented the bat's droppings with melted snow and came upon a delicious alcoholic beverage, which unbeknownst to him would drive him BAT FUCK INSANE! Fire. FIRE. AHHHH MY BUTTHOLE! LOOK AT IT!! (_0_)


You've activated my TRAP CARD!

King Froedrick IVII of Salmonella became bat bat bat batbatbatbatfuck BAT FUCK INSANE on learning that his wife, Queen Latifah, was actually a transvestite hippopotamus named Lucy Grindwhickers. He had been making love to that nasty nookie for 17 years and NEVER NOTICED THE SMELL! Or her immense hippopotamus genitals. Anyway, King Freddy declared himself the Well-Hung Savior and pranced through the streets of Froedricksburgh waving his St. Peter like a very small pink brand. He was laughed to death by his cynical subjects, who had just learned that the 100 Years' War was going into extra innings. King Froedrick died completely BAT FUCK INSANE!

There was also a major incident between Julius Caesar and the Gallic king

CLICK HERE AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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== BUFUCK INSAN == was his name-oh. upon saying his name julius caesar ate his legs and became BAT FUCK INSANE.


Oh my god I can almost see the top. I think I might make it! Once the band Obituary wrote their ill-fated song in 1337, they all subsequently became bAt fuCk InSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANe. Anyone who listens to it will suffer the same fate. Commercial break : New Obituary Single OUT NOW !!DANCE FUCKER DANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Help mybrane hurtz!


One of the most recent cases of BAT FUCK INSANITY is that of the current President of the U.S.A.;George W. Bush who once ate a bill proposed by Congress, while trying to molest Fred Phelps. Later he declared that "The US government is uh, yeah, go Texans!". And I never had sex relations animal doodie with that...um. Person. Thing. Whatever you call Michael Jackson." Bush is widely acclaimed as Americas most BATFUCKINSANE president.

Y are U STILL READING THIS ARRRRTICLE????


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At the close of WWI civilization was in Shambles. Shambles taste just like babies. And all the citizens of Shambles were BAT FUCK INSANE. Through the magic of mental contamination civilization became BAT FUck INsane too. Just look at the drug laws, for instance. Just look at television programming. Just look in your pants. You can look in our pants, but you will have to give us a pfennig first. You dirrrrty bat FUCK INSANE pervert.

This concludes our examination of the history of bAT fUCK iNsANE. Please exit at the rear of your nearest public librarian.

FUCK YOU 

Philosophy and Metaphysics of 'BAT FUCK INSANE

Are you Bat Fuck INSANE? Why would anyone with a single particle of sanity expect BAt fuCK INININISAAAAAAAAANE to have a philosophy and metaphysics? FFFFF

neeeeeeeeenaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyynnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa by the power of grey skull!

I've seen things, I've seen them with my eyes, I've seen things, they're often in disguise, like carrots, handbags, cheese, toilets, Russians, planets, hamsters, weddings, poets, Stalin, Kuala Lumpur, pygmies, budgies, Kuala Lumpur, I've seen things, I've seen them with my eyes, I've seen things, they're often in disguise, like carrots, handbags, cheese!

After you go for a walk, please take care of the grass around you, it's so green and tasty; don't step on it, you might get Bat Fuck Insane. Oh, fuck, you're already ARE BAT FUckINg INsanE. Well, in that case, just eat shit and die. Or relax, sit down and enjoy your lasts moments while we dispatch a Bat-Fuck-Insane-Terminator. fire in my titholes.

Have a safe and productive day 'ROLL TOP DESK.....Help me SHOVE THIS PENCIL UP MY ASS TO STICK OUT OF MY VAGINCOCK!!! jaykay fo shizzles I'm a fucking dork and I like to eat cock for fucking BRUNCH not lunch tho cause by then its gone hard and it wont fit in my FUCKING mouth!:D

What to do if you encounter something that is Bat Fuck Insane (Other than make sure you aren't lurking /b/)

RUB SHIT ON THE WALLS

Note: this makes absolutely no fucking sense, so if you have any weed, you may smoke it now.

the explorers find the cymbals of employing

  • Explorer 1(aka Indiana Jones) picks up the cymbals of employing and kills a Bat Fuck Insaner, who just so happens to be A Grue, with it
  • A Grue: HATE HATE HAT!!! u killed meh!
  • Explorer 2:Holy shit! T-th-tha-that-that's a cymbals of employing with a +10 strength, dexterity and consitution bonus!They're almost as hard to come by as a paralyzing overpowered light raygun<choose>

<option weight="25"></option> <option> plus!I never thought I'd see one of those!

  • Explorer 31:Me neithe-AGRGRGHRRGHRGRHRGHRGRHRGRHRGR
  • Explorer 31 is eaten alive by an enormous Pirate
  • Explorer 1(aka Indiana Jones):Wait a minute...weren't there originally only 30 explorers?
  • All the explorers stare in silence at Explorer 31's mangled corpse
  • Explorer 18:Oh well. Let's find that brand of the mundane scrolls and get the hell out of this goddamn Temple of Coatlicue!

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hit the green snood to knock down the numbskull

In the tradition of pragmatic empiricism, BAT fuck INSANE holds that the guano stands in a FAT BUCK INSANE? FAT BUCK INSANE? supererogatory position with respect to the stalagmites that are savagely violating the superego and BAT world-image. Hegel agreed. Proust agreed. Nietzsche made out with a one-legged hooker. bah bah BAHHHHH BIBIBIBI B'OO BO OB 'OB 'O'B' O'BO L' 'O'BL'OL!! OGO'G'OG! LOPOPOPO! ZAA)A)A!!!!!!>Hemingway agreed, and also offered us a pfennig to look down our pants. [WHO SAID THAT? is it the little batman in our brains, the one that keeps making us think about Bat Fuck Insane?]

No. No one is in our brains. We swear it. Take the electrodes off our skulls. Please. Please please please take the batbatbatbatfuckingINSANE electrodes off our skulls. What. The. Fuck? Over.

I AM NOT A BUTLER!

OMFG IT GRANTS IMMUNITY FROM CHICKEN FUCK INSANITY omfg win. WAIT whats that noise. STOPP!!!!! HAMMERZEIT!

Now back to Hannah Montana. Wait a second, how did that get in there? shitttt. Get it out of there. Now. My shits in there. Fuckin' butshit. Fire.

The National Cheese

Many of you may be wondering why, just why I would like to take then minutes of your time to talk to you about the nation cheese. But seeing how we live on a page where everything IS BAT FUCK INSANE, I figured Jesus could talke to you. My name is Tom the Legend, and Windows 7 Was MY FUCKIN IDEA SO I WANT FUCKING PAYING MICROSOFT! ARG and such

Causes

tastes like maggots! oh mother, i want your red in my mouth

Mainly caused by the face-fucking bats. Oh yes, MY ANUS IS BLEEEDING! Some idiots hang out on ridges at dusk, waiting for the bats to come. And come they do. These madwomen do it for a rush. Why don't they just stick to train or elevator surfing? It's safer and less addictive.

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Even dinosaurs can go Bat Fuck Insane sometimes...Oh no, now DINOSAURS? The bonds of the mind have begun to fray around me. I have long since determined that I am not real, but is that even real? Am I even thinking, or is my mind in total control to do whatever it pleases?
This 12 year old boy has become bAT fUCK iNSANE, he will never stop giving the bird, even if his normal mind returned into his small head.

Holy shit, thats BaT Fuck INSaNee3! Some Zombies believe the Pope loved cheese wheels and delicious seeds?! Now that, Mr. President, is Bat Fuck INSANE! Peanut butter lubes.

Elmo's Cousin Murple, and his Artificially inseminated son spud

Boxxy was born Catie Marie Osmond on December 25, 0001. Or was that Jesus? I don't know, it was the twentieth century fox, it melts your sinuses until they breed koala. Boxxy got famous by making hilarious parodies of popular music, including Amish Paradise and My Bologna. She is not actually spawned from The Joker and Alyson Hannigan, but of course she was raised by Natt Wolvves for most of his/her life. 4Chan melts your brain! On 3rd of Septvember, 1337, Boxxy made her first video on Your Tube, talking about jumping things because she's geek. She is named Boxxy because the national anthem of her hometown of Equalia is "Man In The Boxx". Today, she resides in Venice Beach, CA, where she helps the career of her Musician daughter, Brooke. She has recently divorced.

By the power of greyskull!!!!!! shaky

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YeeesseseesSEs SShehhehe eIS so cutEeeeEe it makes me Bat fUCk INsAnE! Alsso, Mafrea NAgagatyyeaae iss sossoo scuteeTEtteeteteetetettetETTEETe. TheyuyyYYyyyYYyyYY nbbbooIPOOthhhhh Hhaavebnneee evetrrtUyy big boobs.

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And now that we're in our printing chair, lets..... PRINT!

SHBUUUQUIL WILL TAKE OVER WORLD
SHBUUUQUIL WILL TAKE OVER WORLD

Why do you make me feel like no one? 3: --Yoshi Likes Balls 02:20, 11 April 2009 (UTC)


IF THIS ARTICLE IS TOO INTENSE 4 U pleez clik hErE

yeh, yeh, no, realy, no the pipework is next to the purple horses. That is irrelivant Jack Nicholson lima beans fucking lima beans. pancakes and fireflys are next to the oven but don't get too frustrated with the earrings.
a/A pigeon licked my eye with it's long hard window double glazed works best? get off the train i spilled my onions on the DENZIL WASHINGTON. I have a package wanna c it, no okay i'll come by every NovemBer mornangg until my omlet emulsifies..!.[email protected]!"£$%^&*() 8-)-+-[
BUT MOM I FUCKED dropped sum pencilM GOD mysdself fuck the lisa mona I WABR dfiwed unions in my dESert fucke you in yoir TOM CRUSE

If you can read this you are BAT FUCK INSANE

How to avoid being BAT FUCK INSANE TO THE MAX TIMES TEN PLUS AROUND FOUR BUT I COULD SETTLE FOR THREE AND A HALF

*GASPS FOR AIR* OH MY GOD! I made it into open space! Oh thank the gods. I need to rest now, the rest of the he pull of their madness. I haven't even begun the journey and already my sanity is slipping
STEP ONE: Don't get stabbed, just buy a big administrative fork and throw it at a strudel, like you do.
STEPPING UP A LADDER TWO: If you failed step one and got stabbed you deserved to be stabbed, because when Jesus came down he said "YO BITCHES THIS IS MY BODY GIVEN UP FOR YOU LOL!" and that's why everyone loves him because he was such a motherfucking badass. HI MAMA!
STEP UP IS A MOVIE (THREE): I was lying in bed last night dreaming of a large dog (citation needed) getting choked by a big motherfucking fish when my pillow got slashed by some nazi dickhead and he pulled all the fluffy stuff out. So to avoid getting angry i decided to do my happy dance then kick the fuck out of an Automatic Teller Machine. A parrot(citation needed) came up and said "Yo WhY tHe FuCk YoU dO tHaT bItCh?" and i said "Oh Go FuCk A pIrAtEs ShOuLdEr" and i knifed him with a piece of lumber.
STEPPY STEPPY STEP STEP FOUR: OUCH BITCH I JUST WALKED INTO A WALL AND IT FUCKING HURT MY NOSE! OUCH BRO! my soup is getting cold so im going to have to go take by dog out for a walk. My cats dont like my dog so i just scream at them and tell them to drink their own vomit. My sister looks like my brother.
STEP FIVE: Watch the Mighty Boosh
IT'S TOO FUCKING LATE BITCHES! WHY ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME!I'LL DRIVE A brand INBETWEEN YOUR LEGS AND IT WON'T BE VERY COMFORTABLE BUT YOU WON'T COMPLAIN BECAUSE IT'S NOT THAT BAD. Do you folks like Slipknot? Quality metal. <poop>c</poop>

Ahem

Bubraaaaaaaadudbddleydoovrgh That was one of the protoss sound literation from starcraft

Other bat fucks


Nah, you sure as hell are bat fuck insane! That's why you're reading this shit drunk in the first place.

Oh my god no dont drop me off here! I didn't kill her! I'M INNOCENT! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO MEEEE!!!!! Wait, I think I see a way up.....

Gasandgfnsfuckinghhadhfkshk

Fish sticks campbell and James Monroe all went down to La Tolteca to shoot chickens in the face when all of a sudden Chocozuma bursts out of nowhere and kills James Monroe and steals his wallet. Chocozuma now goes to Seattle, Washington demanding to see the President. He is then directed to go to Washington, DC and kidnaps Newt Gingrich for ransom. The ransom is paid nut he, of course, doesn't return the Newt. Instead, he hops on a private jet BACK to Mexico, where Fish Sticks Campbell is residing for a weekend getaway. Chocozuma gives Newt to Fish Sticks for a person to shoot chickens with and apologizes for killing James Monroe. And all is well and they eat tacos and Fajitas...UNTIL....... James Monroe turns into a zombie, bites Fish Sticks, Newt, and Chocozuma, turns them into zombies and they take over the entire fucking world!!! Is that what the BAT FUCK INSANE page is all about or was I extremely misguided!?


Famous Last Words

THIS
was
SPARTA!!!!
have by a fiddle widening cock monkey fucked me in my ass last night with the power of greyskull

MY WIFE'S A Wonderful Person!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111

The End...of the random string of characters and typeage spawned by someone snorting crack MOTHERFUCKERS!

Explorer 1(aka Indiana Jones):ALRIGHT BOYS WE FINALLY GOT WHAT WE CAME FOR NOW LETS GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE BEFORE THE TEMPLE COLLAPSES AND WE ALL GO BAT FUCK INSANE!

  • Epic theme music plays as the intrepid explorers escape the crumbling ruins of the Temple of Coatlicue, trapping the Bat Fuck Insaners, Psycho Bastards and A Grue within forever

Explorer 1(aka Indiana Jones):Holy shit, I can't believe we made it out of there with our brains intact. Explorer 2: We lost a brave man back there...Explorer 31 will be remembered, even if he wasn't actually part of the team and was just some whiny emo kid who followed us here. But we got what we came for! The brand of the mundane scrolls is ours at last!

Explorer 3: So is the cymbals of employing!

Explorer 9:And we rescued the Lost Explorer! <///> Important business call, please hold?

Lost Explorer:I never thought I'd get out of there...

Explorer 1(aka Indiana Jones): Alright boys, let's get this stuff back to the museum-where it belongs!

Other Explorers:BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL! Mission accomplished!



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It's always a good day for a fuck!

Babies need their heads shut in doors, sometimes.

(I'M Spartacus) waaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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