Belliteration

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Banana battles bean, blame balloons.

Belliteration, begotten by basically blotting beginnings beyond B, brings banal babble brilliance by B-based beautification. Belliterators believe B best by billions bagels. Belliteration breaks boundaries bestricting banal beginnings, becoming bizarre by-standards bit by bit, be benevolent beat belitteration barely.

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Benefits

Babblelike belliteration be, but by babbling broken bindings bi-linguistic be. Bemusing by-effects become:

  • Bear bonanza
  • Brigands bound by barns, beheaded
  • Bloated burps
  • Bring botany bee, birds
  • Burn Botswana
  • Buggery brutal
  • Burnout bethrodden
  • Beauty belonging
  • Brian Ballmer bartender

Begone bits

Belliteration's bystanders be brutally bespoken, broken bajillion bits by bubble-headed beatniks beclaiming belliteration boot-licking bad. Belitteration brave-speaker Brodie B Boskonovitch becomes bresident, Bnuited Bates bo' Bamerica Bresident bans bad-speakers, broad-grinningly bevisiting blood baths, blood-showers, burnings, boring broad-band broadcasts. Blow-jobs betray bresident's becadent bad-tasting boner. Brutal breakdown begins, baring bitches, betrayers, bender-bots. Banarchist boundary-place Belliteratia birthed.

Breakfast

Barney barks, besmirching bone-headed butter-divers before belliterating beer-gods. Boomsayers bend bonsai branches, bite barefeet babelicious babes' bellybuttons. Bobzilla bestomps Belgium by broad-footed benchmarks. Beachhead beams Billy's boner, Baranarians bellow "BAD BREATH" because boner becomes barely-mentionable by-product. Barbarian begs besmiting berseker: "Beans! Bojangles! Baby-nuts!" Biafran babies beclaimed "beautiful" by bean-eating bureau, botox bananas blamed.

Behold by-associations