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Benedict's solution is a blue liquid created by the Pope in case of being impersonated.
One night the pope was nervous that Jesus would come and impersonate him for a day, interfering with the pope's plans for world domination. So, he prayed to God, asking for a solution to his problem. He woke up one day, and in his fridge was a test tube filled with a blue substance. He tasted it, and it tasted a little bit like blue kool aid. Then, he climbed into his hot tub, and this happened to be a Bunsen powered hot tub. Afterward, he was hospitalized. Symptoms he was experiencing were turning yellow and red, having a sugar high, and bottle rockets flying out of his ass at random times during the day. Shortly after being released, he died.
- Get suspected impostor
- Slip some Benedict's solution in drink, preferably wine
- Heat the pope under a Bunsen burner
- Wait for results
Benidict's solution reacts with only the Pope, and you. Results may vary. Shake, don't stir.
- turning yellow and red
- having a sugar high
- bottle rockets flying out of his ass at random times during the day
- MMMMMM, kool aid.
- The desire to eat. The cardinals' defecation