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The beo is a tiny red bird, and is populated all across the north of Scotland. With his large feathers and tiny eyes it can fly pretty well, but is not so good at landing and things you need eyes for as a bird. Finding food is a very difficult task for the Beo, therefore the Beo has a mating season a whole year long, and it takes 1 week to make a Beo. His eggs are used by the Dutch to make mayonaisse out of it.


The Beo population is estimated at about 23 million,and is still growing every day.


At first the Beo was produced on Russian soil,but the Russians dind't like them anymore, so they put a Beo factory in Scotland. The Scottish people didn't like them either, but the Russians put the factory there anyway, so now the birds are manufactured in Scotland.