“Insofar as I can muster, there was no 'Bhopal incident' of such”
While a Bhopal incident never happened, a Bhopal Disaster did happen.
The Bhopal incident didn't occur on December 3rd 1984, however the Bhopal Disaster did.
Predictably the whole
catastrophe incident disaster was caused by masturbation. At about 12 AM, an employee responsble for an important quality-assurance part of the pesticide plant was engaging in such activities when large amounts of crystal meth gases were 'accidentally' released and 500,000 people were exposed to 'dat shit'.
Holy Fuck dude, did like, 500,000 people die?!
Nah m8, it was liek, a few thousand ppl innit?
People with large brains
and/or a tendency to make up bullshit put death figures at around 8,000 to 10,000 within the first 72 hours, and 25,000 to date.
On the other hand, the government, realising it couldn't totally bullshit, made an official figure of about 7 people. Rambo called bullshit, and, fearing for their safety, the official figure was raised to 3789.
People have a tendency to be dicks, and the people of India weren't going to just forget it all. They expected someone to be punished.
However, in its wisdom the goverment decided that admitting masturbation may inadvertenly result in thousands of deaths was a bad idea. Officially, nobody was persecuted because 'meh, I don't give a shit. Do you give a shit?'
Fortunately the facility is now safely contained and nearby citizens are safe
The government did a whole lot in reaction to the
incident disaster and didn't let hundreds of tonnes of chemicals leak to this day, so it's all good.
Remove this nonsense.