Bishop Rikstaa

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Who?[edit]

Bishop Rikstaa, or Rickki Connelly, is the founder of the Moominist Church of His Spaghettiness; an order in the worship of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

After a dream in which the Flying Spaghetti Monster spoke to him, and the discovery of a new document, Bishop Rikstaa realised the errors of the other churches of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and set about creating the true church in order to appease Him.

Early life[edit]

Bishop Rikstaa was born in a small handbag, belonging to a gay giant inhabiting the land at the top of the beanstalk. However, upon the termination of said giant, and the cutting of the beanstalk, Rickki and his family were forced to move to the Jersey countryside in order to escape paparazi.

Now[edit]

Now Rickki lives a busy life, his time split between running the Moominist Church of His Spaghettiness, and working in an experimental lingerie factory, where he aims to create the world's first gaseous underwear.

Did You Know?[edit]

  • Bishop Rikstaa is actual a silicon based life form
  • He actually has 9 arms, rather than the normal 2
  • He enjoys dancing in Madonna's recent music videos.
  • Custard is like Kryptonite to Bishop Rikstaa