Bitches and Hoes

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'Bitches and Hoes', the 1994 classic, features Meryl Streep as "Shasiqua Brown" and Leonardo DiCaprio as her lova, "Cocoa Brotha". In this romantic comedy, disaster insues when Shasiqua has a secret love affair with all of Cocoa Brotha's siblings and their family dog, Spunky, played dramatically by Keanu Reeves. When Cocoa Brotha hears of this scandal, he assembles a band of rugged and misfit bitches and hoes to go and set Spunky straight.

This movie, although rough around the edges, is a fun family classic, and will keep you on the edge of your seat till the climactic orgy at the end.

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