Boeing 666

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“I'm Basement Cat, fly me”

Boeing 666 ready for takeoff at picturesque Hell Interdimensional Airport.

The Boeing 666 is specially built by Boeing for indeterminate- to infinite-range commuter flights by Hell-Al, the official airline of hell.

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As with most airliners, the 666 is a variant of an established airframe, although it has been assigned it's own designation due to the extent of the modifications. While the 747-400, for example, is a lengthened version of older 747s, the 666 is a squashed 737, internally designated the 737-666, but sold simply as model 666.

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