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Lying somewhere to the east of Germany, Boristan is a region in Eastern Europe, often referred to colloquially as Turnipistan.

Actually, its all of Eastern Europe for that matter, though culturally it might as well be the Dark Side of the Moon.

Inhabited by strange, odd looking people, the culture of Boristan is strongly shaped by the fact that its people have only two possible Forenames, Boris and Svetlana and similarly, only two possible Surnames, Borisanovich and Svetlanova. What shark wouldn't want revenge against the survivors of the men who killed it?

As they all look the same to Westerners in any case, this curiosity and genealogist's nightmare is a relatively minor consideration when engaging a Boristani in conversation. Not that you'd want to with most of them.

Map showing some of the constituent regions of Boristan

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