History is the study of past events and unlike Brisbuns cannot be cut in half and filled with jam.
Like their close relatives Possums and Koala Bears, brisbuns are nocturnal, having evolved to prey on the native Australians after they become inebrited following excessive consumption of Fosters. This late night consumption of young Austalians is normally referred to as the munchies and is harmless provided the Australians are completely consumed.
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