Brown Noise

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Brown Noise is a form of music SO whiny, that anyone within listening range immediately poops their pants. This theory has been tested on the show called mythbusters, and was proven to be a fact.


The origins of the brown noise theory dates back to the dinosaurs. All the whiny herbivores would get together and cry about the carnivores' eating habits. This form of defense would actually cause the carnivores to poop their pants, thus discouraging getting closer. Eventually, Mother Nature became quite annoyed by this, and hurled a giant asteroid in the earth's direction, and wiped out life as we know it. And that is the story of the apocalypse.