The origins of the brown noise theory dates back to the dinosaurs. All the whiny herbivores would get together and cry about the carnivores' eating habits. This form of defense would actually cause the carnivores to poop their pants, thus discouraging getting closer. Eventually, Mother Nature became quite annoyed by this, and hurled a giant asteroid in the earth's direction, and wiped out life as we know it. And that is the story of the apocalypse.