Bukkake Manga

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The cream is on the inside (of the fruit, not the woman)

The Bukkake Manga, the only fruit whose name is always capitalized, is found in Portugal, Borneo and from an old North Vietnamese woman at a street bazaar in Laos. Depending on its ripeness, the outer fur may be a yellow to reddish hue. Yeah, we said fur. And this ain't peach-fuzz we're talking about here...this fruit's got a pelt. Some tribal women in countries where they don't know any better make change purses and wallets from Bukkake Manga, which is curious to the scientists who study them because these women have no pockets or change.

Bukkake Manga is one of five fruits that can be consumed with a straw, the others being: coconuts, rumberries, dark rumberries, Puerto Rican rumberries and one other one that I don't know about, but I'm sure it exists. The inside fruit is a creamy, cottage cheese-like consistency which tastes like peach Jell-O, unless it has soured and then it tastes like Bill Cosby's ass.

As with pretty much every other food known to man, Bukkake Manga is thought to be an aphrodisiac. In cities where the popularity of Bukkake Manga has spread it's not uncommon for large groups of people, primarily adolescents, to gather and enjoy in it together. In fact, Bukkake Manga has grown so popular that a common search engine will produce nearly two million results. People love fruit.