Bullshit Party

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Founded in the freedom-lovin' sixties, the Bullshit party is an authoritahrian communazi party headed by Hillary Clinton. It is said to be a branch of the Democrat Party. The split occurred after Janet Reno did the macarena in the middle of the Nuclear Arms Summit in Africa.


Overview[edit]

Often mistakenly called the Bolshevik party by political pundits, the Bullshit party has only a small underlying ideology- that women show be hairy and dominate the world. To ensure that you cannot fight back, gun control laws will be enacted.

Acquisition of power[edit]

In a bloodthirsty 1917 coupe de ville, the Prussian government was taken over by the Bullshit party, which was a subsidiary of the nudist party of Austro-Russia, which was in power at the time.

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