Bush Doctrine

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The Bush Doctrine also known as the Doctrine of Fear and officially known as Imperial Communiqué #001044.92v is an unofficial policy of state terrorism that its namesake engineered. Rather than spend large amounts of money and resources to bend all the worlds of the Empire to Bush's will, the Bush Doctrine instead centers around the use of massive displays of force used to discourage and prevent any opposition. It also calls for the creation of a superweapon to enforce Imperial order, the result of which was the Death Star.

Bush later modified his original words to gain control of the senate, "Rule through fear instead of through idealistic government agencies".

Ultimately, the Bush Doctrine was a complete failure. The Empire was unsuccessful in instilling the fear necessary to keep the systems in line, even with the Death Star, which produced the exact opposite results and thus, the White house was opposed and destroyed.

For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Bush Doctrine.

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