Butter knives

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They were originally a dark weapon used by the Sallyconion Assassin's Guild. These knives were originally made out of butter, which explains why the Guild didn't survive for very long. Most members were killed on their first day on the job. Modern day butter knives are made from the far more superior margerine material imported from Foti's house.

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