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CEO, or "Cryptographic Extraterrestrial Operative", is in all actuality, a name given to those who have no name, and thusly, no soul. If you are a CEO, proceed directly to the soul store, to procure you a new soul. You will know a soul store when you see one, as it will be populated almost exclusively by other social scourges like your lawyers, and your godless mother.