Canadian International School of Hong Kong

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The Canadian International School of Hong Kong, otherwise known as the School of Dimwitted, Stupid and Extremely Mentally Challenged People, CDNIS or SDSEMCP, is a school for Canadians, Americans, Chinese, and obviously Canadians, and Americans and everyone else who is mentally challenged, stupid, dimwitted, or otherwise messed up in the mind. It is also the site of the famous mass murdering of a group of Nerds. The accused was Kim Jong-il's younger sister Kim Jong-elle. Their parents decided to base their names as French pronouns, hoping it would gain them special rights to the Polish government. Today, they have regretted this decision.

History[edit]

CDNIS was first built on bin Laden's old estate in 1989. At first, it received no more students than the building could hold: one teacher and two students was already a tight fit. Because of a freak accident caused by extremely mouse-attractive substances, the smelly stuff Osama was reported to have eaten while in his ten year captivity hiding from his own mother and the substance we all need yet we use it instead to clean ourselves, CDNIS was blown up by a combination of extremely mouse-attractive substances, the smelly stuff Osama was reported to have eaten while in his ten year captivity hiding from his own mother and the substance we all need yet we use it instead to clean ourselves.

After the freak accident equivalent of the Bhopal incident, the Canadians of America protested, saying that bin Laden was trying to exact revenge from now deceased ex-president Iraqi Hater. This prompted the American government to begin a five-year campaign against Canadians, helping the Hong Kong government build a new campus along the way.

The new campus, rumored to be located on one of the chubby-mouthed North Korean Leader's large deposits of uranium, and other unidentified elements of hazard. The population of students has increased to encompass the Jews and Germans. News reporter Abdul Azzazzi reports that Germans are constantly under threat of death by the Jews, including the Jewish principal.

In the date of 1889, when the rhyme "she sells sea shells by the sea shore" was created, there was a arson attack in school. This was because of the uprising and their slogan went: "why buy the seashell that sally sells, when you can pick them up off of the F*****g floor?˙It makes no F*****g sense!"

Food[edit]

There is no food allowed anywhere on or near the school. There is however, five large cafeterias where food is hoarded by the staff and eaten by the gluttony Jewish principal. If food is found on any student's skin (clothing is also prohibited), they will be severely punished (ie being tortured, lowering of grades, etc.).

Smoking, Alcohol and Drugs[edit]

Recent leakages of information say that The School of Dimwitted, Stupid and Extremely Mentally Challenged People has a 100% tolerance of drugs, smoking and alcohol. This is mainly due to the low self esteems of the mentally challenged nude kids.

Other Notable Events[edit]

The school has released two plays which attracted a total audience of <0. These plays were called No Name 1 and No Name 2.

No Name 1[edit]

No Name 1 was created from a brainwave by an Osama fan, who said "I have the greatest idea! I will direct the largest play in the world where there will be no crew or actor involved!" That was what he did. His total spendings was a whopping 20,000 Zimbabwean Dollars, or the equivalent to 13 small American brown pieces of metal.

No Name 2[edit]

No Name 2 was created from a brainwave by an Osama fan, who said "I have the greatest idea! I will direct the largest play in the world where there will be no crew or actor involved!" That was what he did. His total spendings was a whopping 20,000 Zimbabwean Dollars, or the equivalent to 13 small American brown pieces of metal.

Sex Scandal[edit]

There were three reported sex scandals in which ten men and five women were involved. The earliest scandal was in 1986, when Gud Boi raped Secksy Phemail. This led to the birth of Chris Brown's nephew, Gurl Boi. The dallai Llama (also known as the christians's DEVIL), was a witnes to the incident, and was later relied on in court, although the Judge has NO IDEA what the Llama was talking about, and he was dismissed as crazy.

The second scandal was eight men and three women. All eight men were repeatedly raped by three students who were in fact shemales. No decisive action was taken against this scandal, other than the slap on the hand by Queen Elizabeth II upon visiting a piece of brick and metal sitting atop explosives, and some finger pointing on television by Mr. D'jorj Double U Busch.

The last scandal ever reported in the history of SDSEMCP was s in 1986, when Gud Boi raped Secksy Phemail. This led to the birth of Chris Brown's nephew, Gurl Boi.

Smuggling of German Pawnography[edit]

In a recent newspaper article, the Police has arrested a grade nine student Jude Thaddeus (Fattyass) Lee for the illegal smuggling of German porn. Apparently, the convict was watching the latest episode of the Illmatic having is small fat cock being sucked by a bunch of sexy ladies from someone related to you. Nothing else was released.

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