Captain Jet

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Captain Jet!

Overview[edit]

Captain Jet is explained in his name: Junior Evil Terrorist. He will soon work his way up to Senior Evil Terrorist but that is in the not-so-near future when he will be reincarcerated as Set, Captain Pharaoh Camel-riding Ass-Kissing Pharaoh of the Moons of Marfughush. A man of many words, very few of them intelligible, Captain Jet once said: "Those who cannot do, teach, and those who cannot flanglegorp smigerton flappy wongerton."

Baseball Records[edit]

Holds the record for most hits in a season without using a baseball bat, with a grand total of .5. (See also, His Penis)

Holds the record for most times stealing home with his face. (See also, His Penis)

His Penis[edit]

It shares the record for most hits in a season without using its hands. Also: Huge.

Discography[edit]

Captain Jet is responsible for many of the greatest hits of our generation. These include:

  1. My Face Hurts (And So Does My Penis)
  2. I'm A Captain, Bitch (Are You? I didn't THINK SO.)
  3. What Goes Up, Must Come Florgle Blatt Gunflarging
  4. Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
  5. Not a disk, but he also wrote Moby Dick.
  6. I was raped by a Dolphin (Remix)

Family[edit]

Brother of Mister Clean, fathered by Elton John and Bea Arthur. Ew.



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