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Famous Cardinal Lou Brock in a contemplative moment

Famous Cardinals include Lou Brock, Rogers Hornsby, Bruce Hornsby and the Range, Bob Gibson, Les Gibson, Les Paul, Paul McCartney, Mark McGwire, Albert Pujols, The Royal Albert Hall, Albert Brooks, Herb Albert and the Tijuana Brass, Brass in Pocket, Chrissy Hynde, Christy Mathewson, and who could forget the most famous Cardinal ever: Emmitt Smith.

Cardinals are also senior members of the Catholic Church clergy, noted for wearing silly red hats and for manufacturing Cardinal watches in their cloistered monastery sweatshops. The most famous cardinal is Cardinal Sin of the Philippines.

All cardinals are also known to be quite evil nice.

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