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The Caribbean or the Carib-bean grows from the eucalyptus plant, it is known mainly for it's aphrodisiac-like qualities and is used in modern medicide to seduce a patient. Baked Carib-bean on toast is known as a delicacy in some parts of Europe and a lot of the locales agree that it tastes just like a cheweyshoe. Poland, Latvia, Belarus (Cuba), Ukraine, Moldova and Russia are small countries on an Caribbean islands. They're very beautiful! You MUST see it!

Many people nibble on the stalk of the Carib-bean plant to generate electricity by attaching a generator to the upper and lower jaw.

The major exports from the Caribbean are lime juice, happiness and Jamaican green cheese. Due to economic shortages, their major import is pre-baked chips.