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And in a time of great fear and some rain the beardy Prophet came down the mountains and spoke upon his children:
- Microsoft is sometimes misunderstood as an IT company. They advertise for operating systems and office software along other things mainly used on servers. But truth is they have shipped mindbogglingly complicated software which have connectors to your brains endorphinic productions. At the very same second you use a Microsoft product, you start to smile all over your face, your pupils are getting wide in a fraction of a millisecond. It has accessed your brain, it nuzzles in your thoughts, pinches your cortex, makes you feel very very fuzzy and warm. This is all fake. This is the beginning of a worldwide start of Microsoft to command all users to just smile and buy another Microsoft product. This brainwashing is strongly supported by the wearing of a tie and chaps.
- The only purpose of Microsoft is the obtainment of world domination.
- Say prayers to his noodelyness to prevent this scenario, the end of all times.
Said so, turned around and went away. Ramen.
• Detect "non-genuine" products
• Gather user information and credit card numbers
• Cripple core system components
• Deploy legal team
• Launch civil litigation
Estimated time remaining:
Forever, or if you give me a cookie, I might shorten it to an hour.
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Hotmail
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This category has the following 5 subcategories, out of 5 total.
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Pages in category "Microsoft"
The following 154 pages are in this category, out of 154 total.
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- User:Mashedpotatowithsomegravy/TPS!
- Messenger
- Microsoft
- Microsoft Access
- UnNews:Microsoft announces a new-old Operating System
- Microsoft Baseline Security Analyzer
- UnNews:Microsoft buys Switzerland
- Microsoft certified nuked railroads
- Microsoft Corporation
- UnNews:Microsoft delays Internet Explorer 12
- UnNews:Microsoft developing Windows for phone chips
- UnNews:Microsoft develops immortal computing
- Microsoft Diner
- Microsoft Keyboard
- Microsoft Mouse
- Microsoft Office
- Microsoft Office source code
- Microsoft Political Assistant
- Microsoft Products Online Technical Support
- UnNews:Microsoft releases long-awaited IE6 for Mac
- Microsoft Sidewinder
- Microsoft Smoke Signal
- Microsoft Surface
- UnNews:Microsoft to buy Yoohoo chocolate drink company
- Microsoft VirusCreator
- Microsoft Visual Studio
- Microsoft Windows
- Microsoft windows is GAY
- Microsoft Word Paperclip
- UnNews:Microsoft Zune a billion times better than iPod
- Minesweeper
- Peter Moore
- User:Mr. Briggs Inc./Fringe Market
- MS Calculator
- MS Paint
- MS Word
- MS-DOS
- MS-TRES
- MSN
- MSNopoly
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- War on Microsoft
- Windex
- Windows 1.0
- Windows 10
- Windows 2000
- Windows 2010
- Windows 3.1
- Windows 3.1 (demo)
- Windows 7
- Windows 8
- UnNews:Windows 8 baffles users; but, screw 'em!
- Windows 95
- Windows 95 SP2
- Windows 98
- Windows BC
- Windows BSODcare
- Windows Cement
- Windows Chess
- Windows Compton
- Windows Error
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- Windows for Politicians
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- Windows Vespa
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- Windows Vista (Communist article)
- UnNews:Windows Vista doesn't work!
- Windows Vista Minion Edition
- UnNews:Windows Vista not to natively support protected mode
- Windows Vista Pirated Edition
- Windows Vista/Old
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Media in category "Microsoft"
The following 15 files are in this category, out of 15 total.
- Document2.jpg 800 × 600; 132 KB
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- Microsoft building 17 front door.jpg 2,048 × 1,536; 1.5 MB
- Microsoft logo white.gif 171 × 28; 2 KB
- Ms kb background base.PNG 800 × 198; 3 KB
- Ms kb background sides.PNG 10 × 198; 709 bytes
- Ms kb background.PNG 800 × 95; 1 KB
- Ms kb nav bar divider.gif 3 × 27; 137 bytes
- Ms kb rounded corner bottom left.gif 6 × 6; 72 bytes
- Ms kb rounded corner bottom right.gif 6 × 6; 72 bytes
- Ms kb rounded corner top left.gif 6 × 6; 89 bytes
- Ms kb rounded corner top right.gif 6 × 6; 89 bytes
- Ms kb rounded corners.gif 12 × 12; 117 bytes
- SprayMSPaint.jpg 200 × 150; 5 KB
- Windows-chess.png 1,024 × 1,294; 211 KB