Category:Things that always know where the jungle is and don't break into people's houses or talk

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Items in this category always know where the jungle is and don't break into people's houses, or talk. This is likely God's fault, just like almost everything else. Expert researchers have concluded that God specifically and purposefully prevented these from breaking into people's houses, talking, and not knowing where the jungle is.

What the hell, God.

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