Category:Things that are definitely out to get you
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This category contains those things that are 100% certified out to get you, as defined by The Government.
This list includes, but is not limited to: llamas, Paris Hilton, shoes, mice, trees, your shadow, clouds, freedom, drugs, EVERYBODY WEARING BLACK, 4chan, bronies, homosexuals, hippies, cows, cheese, Fruit Loops, Billy Mays, Iranians, Muslims, Egyptians, Uzbekistanians, anybody with a dark skin color, anyone not paying taxes, people who like guns, people who shoot guns, people who make guns, your parents, hamsters, yellow cars, chocolate milk, lasers, the Swedish, me, every person on the internet who is most definitely a pedophile, dolphins, Jeeps, duck-faced tramps, Russians, fish, chips, mustard, Guy Fawkes, mailmen, Mr. Rogers, and, last but most defiantely not least, OSCAR.
“You are doomed! DOOMED! You can hide, but you cannot run! MWAhhAhHAhAhAhHAhaHAhAAa!”
This category has the following 3 subcategories, out of 3 total.
Pages in category "Things that are definitely out to get you"
The following 200 pages are in this category, out of 217 total.(previous page) (next page)
- Calvin Klein
- Cannibal Corpse
- UnNews:Cannibalism becoming increasingly popular
- Captain Atheist
- Captain Planet
- Carl Bildt
- UnNews:Chain letters all over YouTube, death toll skyrockets
- The Chaser's War on Everything
- UnNews:Cheerilee murders student, said homicide sparked theories and reasons why said murderer killed student
- User:Ineedaname/Bill Clinton
- Combine Soldier
- Cow Udders Caught in Barbed Wire
- Cure Autism Now
- Daemonic kitties
- Dio Brando
- User talk:DiZ/Contributions
- User:DiZ/Sand Nipper
- Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet'N Low and One Nutrasweet, and Ice
- Sand nipper
- Scary Clown
- Secret Governmental Report Number 244212
- Septimus Pretorius
- Siberia (band)
- Uncyclopedia:Sign your posts or DIE!
- User:Sockpuppet of Narcissus Black
- Sonic Unleashed
- Southwest Airlines
- Space Marines
- Space Pirates
- Special oPerations Aerial and Reconnaissance Regiment Over Water
- Steve King
- Stewie Griffin
- Subliminal stimuli
- UnNews:Talking pineapple declared a national threat
- Game:Tax Return
- User:Testicles/Shit Music (to be stolen if original article is huffed)
- That thing
- The Answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything
- The Big Crunch
- The Burger King
- The Last of Us
- The Sun (comic)
- The they
- This Guy
- Those plastic things at the end of your shoelace
- Trap boobies
- Trashing family values
Media in category "Things that are definitely out to get you"
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