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In the heart land of Gloucestershire Dark Ages traditions are still being kept alive. In cheese rolling, a dozen or so of the village idiots amass at the top of a very large hill (with an average gradient of 1:1 to 2:1). these neanderthals are given a cheese and they being idiots throw it down the said hilland as a form of entertainment chase after it.

The injury rate of this historic event is around 80-95% with only few keeping on their feet.

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