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A selection of Swiss cheeses. The sample on the left, riddled with gas
, is a reject destined for the USA
This page had to be created because some American Uncyclopedians formed a committee, had lengthy discussions, and decided exactly what would go in their article about Swiss cheese before someone pointed out that the Swiss also make cheese.
Why this article is short
Most people think Swiss cheese is made in America and very few will want to know otherwise.
Startling facts about Swiss cheese
Most Swiss cheese does not have holes in it.
If you don't remove the notice about this article being un-Uncyclopedic then I may be tempted to edit the notice so that it seems literate.
List of countries where Swiss cheese is made