Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers
“Ch-ch-ch-Chip N' Dale!”
What the hell do ya mean a plot? There's no fucking plot in this show! It's a plotless show. Let's skip to the cast.
- Chip (voiced by Satan) - He is a chipmunk that can do Bat Fuck Insane with some guys help with the cast you're seeing right now.
- Dale (voiced by Oscar Wilde) - A brother & sidekick of Chip, in which, actually tells a story of uh... crack. WTF!?!
- Zipper (voiced by Peter Griffin) - AA'A AAA AAA AAA AAAAA AA AAA AAAA AAAA: ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP. AAA AAA?
- Monty Jack (voiced by Sonic the Hedgehog) - He is a cheese eater and a stealer. He makes out with Carlos Mencia a lot. Really.
- Gadget (voiced by Lesbians) - A lesbian, what else?
- Fat Cat (voiced by Adolf Hitler) - A fat cat. He is so fat that he is easy to be huffed as in, Kitten Huffing.
- Professor Norton Nimnul (voiced by Jack Thompson) - A professor that does nothing. Wow, what a villian.
- Colonel Sanders (voiced by Colonel Sanders) Colonel Sanders is the guy who is doing bad juju with Kentuckistan Fried Chicken (KFC). Really. He even cooks everyone as a chicken.
- Ronald McGoddamn Donald (voiced by You) Uh....................................
- Dubya (voiced by Dubya) A terrorist who IS the president and makes out with Dick Cheney.
- Tom Cruise (voiced by Tom Cruise) A crazy guy than a mug was. Really. Then, uh... he jumped... in Oprah and in Opera.
The episodes only ran in the year 666 AD. These episodes are:
- EPISODE (666)
- EPISODE #666 (666)
- SATAN'S FAVORITE EPISODE! (666)
- Goose toast, Youse mah sister.
- And Kermit Giddyup.
- You pee on Ma, go sexy duck.
- You suck, youn are messed up.
- THAT'S ALL!
- Oh, and I lost my slutty ho!
|This article needs more work. See ICU and below for details.|
This page will be re-checked on 24 October 2015 (tagged 4 May),
and if not improved will face deletion.