Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers

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“Ch-ch-ch-Chip N' Dale!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Chipe N' Dale Rescue Rangers

Chip N' Dale is a TV cartoon show that aired 666-4000 and was created by Walt Disney and Roger Ebert for no given reason.

Plot[edit]

What the hell do ya mean a plot? There's no fucking plot in this show! It's a plotless show. Let's skip to the cast.

Heroes[edit]

Villians[edit]

Episodes[edit]

The episodes only ran in the year 666 AD. These episodes are:

  • EPISODE (666)
  • EPISODE #666 (666)
  • SATAN'S FAVORITE EPISODE! (666)

Theme Song[edit]

  • Uh...
  • Goose toast, Youse mah sister.
  • And Kermit Giddyup.
  • You pee on Ma, go sexy duck.
  • You suck, youn are messed up.
  • THAT'S ALL!
  • Oh, and I lost my slutty ho!

Critism[edit]

Roger Ebert got mad at Disney fanboys and Disney sexyness for something and throw a bomb at a TV station when it was aired in 1995.

Roger Ebert blamed DuckTales and Darkwing Duck for putting Disney movies into this episode. Although, it was made by Oscar Wilde, so we should kill you. Fuck you.

See Also[edit]

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