Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

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Shitty Shitty Bang Bang was a public service film issued by the United States Government in 1946 as a scare tactic to rid the world of evil commies.

The End

It featured Dick Van Dyke as Professor Dr Heinlich Van Wrinkle, the murderous Russian gardener, in what is generally believed to be his third worst accent.

The film's moving ending is one of the most celebrated conclusions of any motion picture in history. As the protagonists, Little Jimmy Cliff and the magical talking Alfa Romeo 6C 2500 SS Competizione, walk off into the sunset, they are suddenly kidnapped by blind Nigerian car salesman, and never seen again.

The film won thirty eight and a half Oscars, a record at the time.

Reviews[edit]

Roger Ebert:

'I've never masturbated so furiously before in my life.'

Peter Travers

'Good God, what a riot! It's like a meat ball in a washing machine. Lordy Lord. Oh my. I couldn't count the number of times I broke my ankle during this film. In fact I can't count.'

Richard Branson

'Hi, I'm Richard Branson.'

Leonard Maltin:

'Is Buckwheat in this?'

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