Chris Farley

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Chris farley is a well known magician who appeared in many plays directed by Mike White. He is not as well known for his former career as a contract killer. But his world renound skills in magic would be his downfall.


Chris died tragically in 1997 on stage during a freak accident. He couldn't escape from the water tank in time and drowned in front of a crowd. The attendees of the magic show were severely disturbed for the rest of their lives. Many of them had to go to St. Johns Insasne Asylum, because of the frightening scene of Chrises death.