Christmas Version

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Part of the new Windows Jesus, Chirsmas Version offers many new and exciting features that are completely unique.

New Features[edit]

The Jesus OS offers many new features, but the Chirstmas Version has been boasted by Bill Gates X to be the best so far.

  • Users can now give mass amounts of gold and silver to the OS.
  • Desktop is in the shape of a manger
  • All test is in Ancient Arabic(Latin is optional)
  • Features a unique theme only available on the Christmas Version!
  • Offers unique Christmas jokes about Jesus
  • Never before seen way to crash: write anything funny about christianity on the new Microsoft Office God and your pc will be electrocuted making you buy another PC! Remember, Mac is satan!

See Also[edit]

Christmas Virgins