Chuggo is a rapper who is dirtier than a sty.
Chuggo grew up in the hood of old Bed-Stuy
His ethnicity? A third Irish, German, and Thai
His parents were neglectful, they didn't even try
Though with presents, his feelings they certainly did buy
When he was five years old, he saw his puppy die.
His parents got a new one, an Alaskan Klee Kai
When Chuggo grew up, he wanted to be a spy
But his dreams were soon crushed, as he went to DeVry
In search of a future, he started training to be a rabbi
That, too, failed, when he continually mispronounced "Baruch atah adonai"
Chuggo was found by a man who was fly
He lived off the streets but rose to the sky
Chuggo orders burgers with milkshakes and fries
He tells kids to eat veggies, but he's living a lie
He says he eats zucchini, but he much prefers pies
In 1937, the Japanese invaded the city of Shanghai.
Chuggo is in good shape, healthy and spry
He stays fit through baseball, squash, and jai alai
He's a champion bass fisher too, FYI
He caught so much fish he could have a fish fry
His lyrics are witty, innovative, and dry
Chuggo can make you laugh, he can make you cry
But it's still best to listen when you are high
Pick up his album before you fucking die
'Cause when you listen to Chuggo, your end is nigh!