Clear Channel Communications
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tuned to this channel for the very best in music entertainment. It is the very best because it on this channel and there is no other channel like this channel, in this market, on this frequency, unless you go one town over. Everything there is exactly the same, except for maybe the frequency. Is that clear?
There is nothing wrong with your . Do not attempt to adjust the channel. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We can reduce the selection to a soft rock, or sharpen it to heavy metal. We will control the bass. We will control the treble. Sit quietly and we will control hear.