Clone Trooper

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A copy of a crazy bounty hunter, the Clone Trooper wears a plastic white armor that doesn't do anything to help protect them.

Created by THE George Lucas the Third, these weirdos came to work in Star Wars Episode 2: The Attack of the Things after they saw Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Men Ass.

George W. Bush, a supporter of the film, soon hired the Clones to guard his Pentagon, but most of them died when the hi jacked plane crashed into them, sending clone body parts and armor everywhere. Bush, angry with the Clones, executed them for not protecting the Pentagon well.