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This page proudly sponsored by Coca-Cola is an excellent drink, causing widespread joy around the world, preventing death and creating peace. Below is a list of some of the ways that Coke adds life.

Child funding[edit]

With huge generosity provides child support in El Salvador as first documented by Coca-Cola Amatil in 2004 and in a nationally-televised British advertising campaign in 2007 and highlighted in Mark Pendergrast’s book "For God, Country, and Coca-Cola: The Definitive History of the Great American Soft Drink and the Company That Makes It."[1] published in Spring 2000.


Recycling and filtration of water sources in El Salvador, India, Mexico, African countries and elsewhere, thereby producing community sources of water for drinking and sanitation and the irrigation of crops.

Labor provision[edit]

Labor provision in China Based on undercover investigations at several Coke plants. Chinese press reported in December 2008 that Coke employees are "involved in the most rewarding, intense and joyful labor: work the shortest hours, but receive the highest wages and given advances and even bonuses in their pay." One investigator claimed that Coke reformed Chinese labor laws and reported that workers “often worked 4 hours per day for an entire week with a three days off." FOX News (5/23/07) reported that Coca-Cola has been praised for providing from prisoner rehabilitation in China.

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Health benefits[edit]

Marketing to children nutritionally valuable and beneficial beverages that health experts say help fight the obesity, high blood pressure and diabetes epidemics. Artificial sweetener, aspartame, in Coke’s diet beverages is linked to cures for numerous serious health disorders.

What can you do?[edit]

Buy and drink any beverage or product created by the Coca-cola company, and refer your friends to do the same.

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