Coconut Haystacks

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Coconut Haystacks[edit]

Coconut Haystacks was one of the most feared wrestlers ever to have graced the British Wrestling Circuit. Haystacks was a man mountain of a wrestler and was feared by all of his opponents. He successfully defeated all of the rest of the wrestlers that he fought, a list that includes Big Paddy, Kenco Nagasaki, Christopher Biggins and Bungle Bear from Rainbow. Haystack's impressive reign only came to and end when in a fit of pique following an argument that he had had with his favourite armchair, he ate himself.

Haystacks, in his prime