Condo in My Fridge

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WE BRING YOU MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF DISINFORMATION ABOUT A REALLY REALLY REALLY STUPID-ASS CARTOON

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A SOME RANDOM GUY PICTURE

CONDO IN MY FRIDGE

STARRING JORDAN WOODLEY, ROBIN WILLIAMS, AND HEATH LEDGER'S DEAD BODY

AND A BUNCH OF DUMBASS COWS TOO

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Condo in My Fridge

TELETUBBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111
Directed by Professor Screweyes
The Governator
Produced by Mario
Written by WEEEEEEEEEEEE
nooO
Narrated by Myself
Starring Jordan Woodley
William Murderface Murderface Murderface
Heath Ledger's Dead Body
Randy Marsh
Jennifer Lopez
ahad
Music by Deicide
Dethklok
Iron Maiden
Slayer
Impaled Nazarene
Cinematography shadap yoo mouth
Editing by Me
Myself
I
Distributed by Richard Simmons shot it out of his ass and it hit Michael Eisner in the dick stomach
Release date(s) Right now
Running time As long as I want
Country Germany
Language German, but was also dubbed in Klingon, Furbish, and Welsh.
Budget $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Preceded by H
Followed by S
Official website


Condo in My Fridge is the forty-fifth animated feature in Disney's so-called canon, although it totally sucks, like most movies these days, and was named after the popular country song "Condo in My Fride". It was the last traditionally animated Disney film, because now they're modernizing and everything is geared towards fart jokes, cheap animation, and politically correct stories. MODERNIZATION FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!!1!!1!!!11!one!!!!1!!1!eleven I am Sauron and I approve this message :@

The film stars the voices of Roseanne Barr, Judi Dench, Jennifer Tilly, Steve Buscemi, G.W. Bailey, Cuba Gooding, Jr. and Randy Quaid. NOBODY CARES ABOUT THESE PEOPLE.[1]

The Plot, AKA "You People Really Know How To Ruin A Good Joke"[edit]



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A mismatched trio of dairy cows – brash, adventurous Maggie, prim, proper Mrs. Caloway and ditzy, happy-go-lucky Grace (voiced by Roseanne Barr, Judi Dench, and Jennifer Tilly respectively) – must capture an infamous cattle rustler, for his bounty, in order to save their idyllic farm from foreclosure.



Wow. I couldn't improve on that comically if I tried - seriously, I've always got a joke on the tip of my tongue. But this is just ridiculous. PRIM, PROPER MRS. CALOWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11gfhdf brash brash brash brash brashjgfdhg DITZY. these are cows. THESE ARE COWS!!! COWWWWWWWWSfdklhdfh i am currently eating absolutely nothing at all.

Other Things I could Put Instead of "Dairy Cows"[edit]




wtf? Anyone who likes this movie should be shot in the head.








A mismatched trio of dairy cows – brash, adventurous Maggie, prim, proper Mrs. Caloway and ditzy, happy-go-lucky Grace (voiced by Roseanne Barr, Judi Dench and Jennifer Tilly respectively) – must assassinate an infamous cattle rustler cow rapist, using the following items:
A bent paperclip
Four bags of shredded wheat
One eviscerated and partially rotted dead chicken
A bottle of Port
A pass signed by Ronald Regan allowing the carrier to break dance in the Oval Office
Five dead humans
Five other humans that haven't died yet
Over nine thousand dull, unsharpened pencils
One flying Victorian-style house.

They want to capture the evil cattle defiler for his bounty, in order to save their idyllic farm from foreclosure by a subsidiary banking company owned by Satan. (As Grace puts it, "Who better to catch a cattle thief...than a cow?" I have the answer - Your mom!) Aiding them in their quest, at least in terms of sexual favors, is Lucky Jack, a feisty, peg-legged undead child-murdering rabbit pyschopath who kills for fun and likes to stick fireworks up random peoples' butts, but a selfish horsefly named Buttfuck (Fidel Castro), eagerly working in the sexual service of Rico, a not-very-famous bounty hunter and horse-raping pervert, seeks the glory for himself, as well as to sell them lots of candy, which is stunted and causes him to experience extreme psychological issues and break dance in the Oval Office at random times.

History, AKA HOW THE FUCK DID THIS SHIT EVER GET RELEASED??? GREEN LIGHT MY ASS[edit]

Prior to the film's release, Disney raped your father up the ass and then you were born. Unfortunately, you suck. Like, seriously, you fucking suck. If you were to walk into a bar, everyone would be like "OH SHIT YOU SUCK SO MUCH IT'S KILLING ME!" That's how much you suck. Or if you were to go into a public restroom, everybody would start sticking their heads in shit-filled toilet bowls to get away from you. That's how much you suck.

Anyway, you're gay. Disney stated that it would be their last film in their animated features canon to use traditional animation, although Al Gore proved them wrong in his documentary "The Unfinished Trooth". Although Disney animated films have featured some computer-generated effects, Disney announced plans to move entirely to CGI animation and sexual activity, with a small side order of panties after Home on the Range, beginning with your mom's Chicken Little. Actually, that was a lie. Even your fat ugly stinking whore of a mother could not come up with something so horrendous as Chicken Little. What actually happened was that Michael Eisner ate some really old tacos, and he had diarrhea. the diarrhea came out in such a pattern that it appeared to spell out the entire synopsis and script to a film based on the Chicken Little fairy tale. Needless to say, it sucked. Even so, Disney got laid with most of its animation department. However, after the company's acquisition and subsequent rape of Pixar in early 2006, new leaders John Lasseter and Ed Catmull decided to revive traditional animation, and announced the upcoming 2-D film, The Princess and the Frog. Still, Home on the Range is the final feature in the canon to use the CAPS system which was first fully used in The Rescuers Down Under.

However, after the company's acquisition and subsequent rape of Pixar in early 2006, new leaders John Lasseter and Ed Catmull decided that they were going to start randomly killing thousands and thousands of people. They got a bunch of burritos from a Mexican shop down the street, ingested all of them, and then went outside and started shooting their explosive diarrhea at everybody. Because their liquid poo was acidic, it burned holes in people and they died a painful and really stinky death. dsjgidhs Tom Cruise was a victim of the attack; at the time, he had been exposing his large and rather attractive male sex organ to a crowd of people in exchange for money to help the cause of Scientology. Half of his prick was burned off, leaving him with a disgusting, limp stump that spurted blood and ached with pain whenever he got turned on. Poor Tom Cruise.

The film began pre-production after the release of Pocahontas. Pocahontas is a film about some white people who go to the New World and fight with a bunch of cannibalistic savages. The hero, Pocahontas, is in China at the time, and therefore cannot help except for her ability to telepathically communicate with Cihnawathadoobadoduelduighdsfegfdjg. Unfortunately, Cihna has been dead for at least 100 years when the film begins. Eventually, the white people bring over some Jews, who build them an atomic bomb, but then defect to the indians' side because the indians offer to help them fight against Palestine. There is a huge fight, and most of the people die. Then Pocahontas returns. Seeing all of the devastation, she loses her mind and sets off the atomic bomb, destroying the entire world. The end.[2][3][4]



GIMME COOKIES

In 1995, something happened, but I don't know what. I don't care about it either. In August 2000, the film was announced as Sweating Bullets and scheduled for a fall 2003 release. The title was changed to Home on the Range in April, 2002, and then Condo in My Fridge in March 2003.

The film was originally slated to have been released in November 2003, but story and production problems forced Disney to swap release dates with Brother Bear WHILE THEY ALL RAPED EACH OTHER! DISNEY RAPES ITSELF! DJHASDF MICHAEL EISNER RAPES GOOFY![5][6][7] I TELL YOU IT IS TRUE!!! WALT DISNEY IS LIVING IN AN UNDERGROUND CHAMBER AS A HEAD ATTACHED TO A GIANT SPIDER-LIKE MECHANICAL BODY, AND EATS SMALL CHILDREN FOR SUSTENANCE!!! Originally slated for spring 2004 in December 2002 WAS THE MOVIE THAT WOULD REVEAL ALL OF THESE ATROCITIES! IT WAS CALLED THE REAL DISNEY!!! IT STARRED TOM CRUISE, BUT EVERYBODY WAS LIKE "NO HE HAS A DISFIGURED PENIS SO WE SHALL NOT ALLOW HIM TO BE IN IT!!!" Anyway back to the fucking cow movie. It was also expected to be given a G rating by the Mother's Penile Attraction Association. However, sources inside Disney, who were later executed for treason, have indicated that a really bad joke during the movie's opening sequence, one in which a cow's udder is subtly compared to surgically-enhanced titties girl-thingies, resulted in the movie being slapped with a black man's penis instead. It had nothing to do with the fact, however, that throughout the movie Michael Eisner appears on the screen and exposes himself.[Citation not needed at all; thank you very much] The studio also broke its penis off and then shoved it in your ear. (insert beginning of sentence that leads into this part) from its own tradition of releasing major films at either Thanksgiving or summer vacation (to maximize the family audience), releasing it on April 2nd. There also was some speculation that Michael fucking Eisner who had a made a controversial decision to end production of handjobs and other sexual activities in the workplace, chose this ill-timed release date to prove his contention that his penis was no longer viable.

Critical reception[edit]

Everybody hated it. Roger Ebert formed a mob and they all attacked Michael Eisner, who screamed like a girl, wet himself, and tried to run away. The only person ever to give this movie a rating above 0% was some dumb whore who hadn't actually seen the film and was too stupid to even comprehend it even if she had seen it. Currently, users on Youtube will murder anyone who attempts to disgrace the site by uploading parts of this video. When they are through, they will return to their Britney Spears music videos with wary eyes, prepared to lash out upon the next unfortunate n00b who dares upload even a small potion of the movie without accompanying commentary about how much it really really sucks.

Box office[edit]

The film cost 10 billion dollars to make, and I stole all the profits. As the talking Po doll would say, "Faggot faggot, faggot faggot, faggot faggot, bite my butt, Michael Eisner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!skdskfdsjfjksa kfdsf sdhf 9wefhsu gsdkg sakfds fmsd

Soundtrack[edit]

THERE WAS NO SOUNDTRACK IT IS ALL A LIE

Cast[edit]

Actor Role
Bob Dole Shut up
Miles Wrote this article
Jordan Woodley Exists
Cuba Fidel Castro
Heath Ledger's Dead Body Heath Ledger's Dead Body
William Murderface I KNOW WHO YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE!!!!
James Hetfield nooO
dhole DHOLES!!!!!! <3
Sonic the Hedgehog YOUDIE
Nigger Jim Ron Weasley
Urine ddddddddddd
So many characters I don't care about h
G.W. Bailey Rusty Trombone
John Cleese BRITISH
I demand that you shut up He he ho ho
Wikipedia IRAPEU
Bjork Not in this film
Sarah Palin Bitch
Barack Obama Bitch

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