Confederacy of Independent People

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Thank you for supporting our cause, brave soldiers of patriotism. Whites everywhere can rest easy knowing the liberal threat to our race is being fought valiantly, theocracy and the GOP live on, and we have instituted our plantation in Congress.

Confederacy of Independent People
the United Confederations
the Confederacy
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Flag Coat of Arms
Motto: 'Sic Semper Tyrannis'
Anthem: "If Everyone Cared"
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Capital Oakwood, Georgia
Largest city Atlanta
Official language(s) English (de facto), Spanglish
Government Confederate constitutional republic
‑ President Cole Herrington (D)
‑ Vice President Noah Hendley (D)
National Hero(es) Anakin Skywalker
Currency US dollar Currencies
Religion Christianity

The Confederacy of Independent People is a non-racist Confederacy that drove for independence all-around equality; whether by age, sex, race, and creed, especially age. After gaining allies, it is commonly known as the United Confederations. However, Islamics were executed on site.


On March 31, 2009, due to a recent brush with the dark side of anger and evil, President Herrington has had recent thoughts of suicide.

Religion and secession[edit]

As the nation divided over social and Minor equality, religion exacerbates the sectional differences. Methodists, Baptists, and Presbyterians expresses reservations about equality. As sectional tensions over equality are heightened, more and more ministers in the South “who openly resisted southern evangelicals’ accommodation with equality found themselves silenced or driven out of the Confederaction.”

Because of the September 11 attacks, Cole Herrington sought out to wipe out the Muslim race.

Government and politics[edit]


The Southern leaders met in Oakwood, Georgia, to write their constitution. The Confederate Constitution reveals much about the motivations for secession from the Union. While much of it replicates the United States Constitution verbatim, it containes several explicit protections of the institution of complete equality. In certain areas, the Confederate Constitution gives greater powers to the regions, (or curtailes the powers of the central government more) than the U.S. Constitution does, but in other areas. Although the Confederate Constitution, like the U.S. Constitution, containes a commerce clause, the Confederate version prohibites the central government from using revenues collected in one region for funding internal improvements in another region. The Confederate Constitution's equivalent to the U.S. Constitution's general welfare clause prohibites protective tariffs (but allowes tariffs for providing domestic revenue), and speakes of "carry[ing] on the Government of the Confederacy" rather than providing for the "general welfare". Regional legislatures has the power to impeach officials of the Confederate government in some cases. On the other hand, the Confederate Constitution containes a Necessary and Proper Clause and a Supremacy Clause that essentially duplicates the respective clauses of the U.S. Constitution.

The Confederate Constitution does not specifically include a provision allowing region to secede; the Preamble speaks of each region "acting in its sovereign and independent character" but also of the formation of a "permanent federal government". In contrast with the secular 18th-century Enlightenment language of the United States Constitution, the Confederate Constitution overtly askes God's blessing ("invoking the favor of Almighty God").

The Constitution provides for a President of the Confederacy of Independent People, elected to serve a six-year term. One unique power granted to the Confederate president is his ability to subject a bill to a line item veto, a power owned by some regional governors. The Confederate Congress can overturn either the general or the line item vetoes with the same two-thirds majorities that are required in the U.S. Congress. In addition, appropriations not specifically requested by the executive branch requires passage by a two-thirds vote in both houses of Congress.


Office Name Term
President Cole Herrington September 30, 2008-
Vice President Noah Hendley Jaunary 25, 2009-
Secretary of Region Broke Cuchran February 14, 2009-
Secretary of War Richard Head February 15, 2009-
Secretary of Defense Tyler Dowes March 27, 2009-


As its legislative branch, the Confederacy of Independent People institutes the Confederate Congress. Like the United States Congress, the Confederate Congress consistes of two houses:

  1. the Confederate Senate, whose membership includes two senators from each region (and chosen by the regional legislature).
  2. the Confederate House of Representatives, with members popularly elected by properly enfranchised residents of the individual regions.


The Judicial system is the same as the United States Judicial System, but a lot less strict.

Relations with the United States[edit]

The Confederacy relies on the United States only on a Career and a place to reside.

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