Cough Drops

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Cough Drops are throat lozenges designed to make the individual who uses them develop a mild-to-severe, persistent cough. As a result, the cough drop user may claim that he or she is ill, skipping school or work entirely or going home early. Supposedly a medicine that prevents the same symptom as it actually elicits, cough drops are available in a variety of flavors, all terrible: