Countryside

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Countryside is a common ailment among the British public, whereby the inflicted will observe Piers Morgan on television, and immediately attempt to kill him. Although Piers Morgan is the most common of these "victims", others have been known to include Anne Robinson, any of the contestants in Big Brother, David Cameron and indeed, anyone reading a copy of the sun. This is not just located to Britain either, the affliction is spreading to the USA. It is however, much easier to spot stateside. The victim will focus not on one "objet de mort" but simply go on an enormous killing spree, shortly before being shot.