Crankypants Satan is a costume worn by babies.
History of Crankypants Satan
To make fun of the Christians, the non-Christians made their toddlers dress up in a Satan costume. The costume was unpopular in the Middle Ages. They became popular again in 2001. They got the name Crankypants Satan in 2003.
Effects of Crankypants Satan
Crankypants Satan makes toddlers convert to Satanism. A recent pole found out that the ratio of Christians to Satanists has changed from 19:1 in 2007 to 17:3 in 2017.