Cross Dressers Through the Ages
In 33 AD, Jesus decided to have a light vinaigrette on a Greek salad as His last meal whilst being crucified. Apocryphal stories have widely circulated that He accidentally dropped the salad on top of Peter's head when He gave up the ghost. This strange incident has been used ever since by the Roman Catholic Church as their primary legal basis for the institution of the Papacy.
Napoleon allegedly enticed the Empress Joséphine to, quote, "C'm'ere and garnish my celery, bitch!". Needless to say, all of the major European powers were shocked and stunned by this extremely rude behavior of the penile-challenged Corsican despot. Joséphine, on the other hand, was reportedly turned on by the impromptu request, the unbridled whore.
In August 1972, President Nixon allegedly had lunch at the prestigious Watergate Restaurant. Nixon reportedly sent the salad back, half uneaten. It was revealed years later that the salad was wiretapped in order to obtain secret video recordings of liberal Democratic chefs engaging in inappropriate behavior while in the act of preparing food.
Richard Nixon then was seen walking into so called "Victoria Secret" and then coming out with a dress...
All salad-related allegations were dropped in 1992.
Casa Bonita employees report that Mr. Cartman has committed several condiment snafus in the past. However the employees were all deported before questioning.
Mistaken for a male because she never eats salad.
New tactics to confuse and befuddle the enemy