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“ All I know is that the guys who made it are dead,why is there no hole in this wall?”
Crystal Meth is primarily manufactured in rural areas and consumed as part of their traditional harvest ceremonies, a quaint time of celebration wherein entire families stay up for three days straight, husking and cleaning each individual kernel of wheat.
Meth was invented by farmers in Apeyard, Kentucky, after they realized the corn they grew "just didn’t get them high anymore.” They went out to barns, houses and local general stores and boiled everything they could find. Then they took a local residual sludge, and put it through an exclusive purification process involving the human kidney and copious micturation. The harvest of their own kidney stones were then sold on the black market. This is the miracle creation of methamphetamine.
Positive Side Effects
Meth improves your grades and makes you fly fighter jets better. If a crazy murderer breaks into your house and holds you hostage, you can be a good host and offer him some Meth, thus canceling her murderous intentions toward you.
Meth is an excellent household cleaner and can also be used as dental hygiene product (since you will have fewer teeth to brush, you can spend more time on each one individually).
When you're on Meth you can drive a truck as long as you want to.
When smoked, the primary chemical compounds in Meth "Vitamin C" & "Good" increases lung strength & capacity. "Good" also helps with mild to chronic cases of "Bad" & "Really Shit"
Also you will keep you and your family safe when using meth, you will spend countless hours retouching your favorite shotgun while waiting at the front door for any intruders.
Negative Side Effects
With the right partner it will make ur dick extremely hard and you'll fuck your partners brains out! Speed bumps are the result of prolonged use of speed. You may notice a chick with scabs all over her body and an unstoppable need to itch claiming that invisible parasites or shadow bugs are attacking her, that's a big black fick in my tight butthole ;) 757 439 0054
Methamphetamine has been known to cause unsightly explosions.
The band, Modern English, will not Meth with you.
Side effects may also include, but not limited to; chronic masturbation, scaly dick, strange sexual desires, cross dressing, stalking, breaking and entering, violent outbursts, public nudity, public masturbation, and masturbation.