Culinary science

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Wikipedia doesn't have a proper article about Culinary science. It really wouldn't help those so-called experts by writing one either.

Culinary science was invented to aid the development of the culinary arts. Oddly, it does not assist the culinary crafts. Thanks in great part to this science the power of culinary warriors has increased over the years by leaps and bounds. Once the highest best finishing move consisted of the ability to cook an egg, but now each Black Belt is at least be able to destroy whole cities with no more than a parmazan cheese and a soup├žon of garlic.