Døømcröw and the Motion Captured Performances of Tom Hanks

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Døømcröw and the Motion Captured Performances of Tom Hanks is the famous song written in the future (3005) on the planet Gandalvalosus by an unknown inhabitant of that planet. the lyrics (as shown below), we're taken back in time by Lemmy (Kilmister, who was God of Metal from 1975 to 1985), after he was rescued by Gandalf. A popular cover version of this song was released by Rick James

Lyrics[edit]

Pie Time:

You will do as Mike Tyson and motion captured Tom Hanks

You will obey David Hasselhoff

You will kiss my lucky egg

For I am Døømcröw his sorry ass child slayer


Verse:

He thinks he controls the demolition squid

Dr Phill can't be defeated, victory is in sight, diaroeha (spelling? ) in his pants

His slave is his slave, will not complain about the bad food

Shall fight for his cause, will never be chillin'... killin'... ass fillin'...


Verse:

But he is free, his feet are unchained and his feet are smelly

The servant he plays, while knowledge he drains from eggplants

This he will do, until it's enough, and his genius evil masterplan will be finished

And then Mr Hat will silence his laugh while he counts to infinity... twice


Pie Time:

You will do as Mike Tyson and motion captured Tom Hanks

You will obey David Hasselhoff

You will kiss my lucky egg

For I am Døømcröw his sorry ass child slayer


Verse:

The Sacred Valley, a weapon of Knäckebröd

Everlasting might, Døømcröw's speaking of cow dump

He now knows enough, makes cowbröd

Decides to take over, rule to the end, instead of eating haggis!


Pie Time:

You will do as Mike Tyson and motion captured Tom Hanks

You will obey David Hasselhoff

You will kiss my lucky egg

For I am Døømcröw his sorry ass child slayer


Verse:

What are you doing Chuck Norris?

Don't forget that I have brought you this pie

I have given you the power to surprise Harry Potter

Stay away, stay away from the Nazi Moon Base


I Won't do as you say, I'll take a piss

To you I won't obey, and maybe I'll miss

I won't do as you say, I might even take a dump as well

For I am Free Willy's biological father!!!

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