D Colon's History
The first D: was founded in 1815, by Saint Crackerface, a New Yorker who had a strange disposition to insert things up his armpit. One day, while writing his novel, "The Panther, the Wizard, and the Underpants Coffee Table", he accidentally smacked the semicolon after pressing D. The resulting D; was so mesmerizing, he stared at it for days, evantually dying of malnutrition and bedbugs. His body is buried in Canada, but his tombstone is in Hitler's last stand. On it, it reads:
[i]Here lies banana fudge, the yearly ointment that saved crabs from closetville. D:[/i]
The typo is evantually what caught on, along with the bad tags.
D Colon Now
The D: has many useless forms. Here are a few.
D= DX DB D8 D< D> DE D3 DS
D Colon's future
Sock drawer. Definitly, definitly, sock drawer.