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Gottlieb Daimler was a 19th Century machinist and inventor of the first cupholder. He later worked to develop conveyances to move his cupholder from place to place at speeds approaching 11 furlongs a fortnight. His firm was quite successful and later merged with Wolfgang Benz to form the famous company known as Chrysler, who today makes billions of cupholders around the world. Daimler was married to Lil' Kim and was her baby's daddy, her baby being the famous "Pinto" to which the luxury car line was named after.