Dancin' Dancin' Dancin' Dancin' Dancin' and also Dancin'

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Mecha-Dracula,a frequent villain of the book.

Dancin' Dancin' Dancin' Dancin' Dancin' and also Dancin' is considered one of the greatest works of fiction ever created in the history of life,the universe,and,you know,all that other great shit. It was a Marvel comic book written in the 70's (or The Decade Of Those Crazy-Ass Yahoos) into the early 90's(or The Decade Of The Crazy-Ass Yahoos,but with rap this time.)and then God took over the title until 2005,it's cancellation date. It was about sex,drugs,rock n' roll,humanity,the invention of the word Fuck,dancin' and crazy-ass yahoos.

Protaganists[edit]

The main protaganists are six teen-aged,mystery-solving C.A.Y.(Crazy Ass Yahoo)'s all named Dancin' because to quote Dancin' from issue#3,"Dancin' isn't just what I do,it's who I am. So my name's Dancin',ya dig?" Occasionally they'd all change their names to Smokin',Smokin',Smokin',Smokin',Smokin',and also Smokin' when they got acceptionally high off their "Super-Power Plant" wink,wink.

Dancin'

Real Name:? Alisas:Smokin' Hobbies:Dancin,Smokin',Mystery-Solvin' Favorite Movie:Boogie Nights

Dancin'

Real Name:? Alisas:Smokin' Hobbies:Dancin,Smokin',Mystery-Solvin' Favorite Movie:Boogie Nights

Dancin'

Real Name:? Alisas:Smokin' Hobbies:Dancin,Smokin',Mystery-Solvin' Favorite Movie:Boogie Nights

Dancin'

Real Name:? Alisas:Smokin' Hobbies:Dancin,Smokin',Mystery-Solvin' Favorite Movie:Boogie Nights

Dancin'

Real Name:? Alisas:Smokin' Hobbies:Dancin,Smokin',Mystery-Solvin' Favorite Movie:Boogie Nights

Dancin'

Real Name:? Alisas:Smokin',Also Dancin' Hobbies:Dancin,Smokin',Mystery-Solvin' Favorite Movie:Boogie Nights

Antagonists[edit]

Although there were protaginasts,there were also antagonists,a trend-setting move by Marvel,as this had never been attempted in comics at the time. Usually,the protagonists would just throw rocks and bang their head into the wall.

Dr.Groove-o-Tron

First Appearance:Dancin' Dancin' Dancin' Dancin' Dancin' and also Dancin' #1 3/8 Dr.Groove-o-Tron was created by Bill Gates to groove Dancin' to pieces because they had foiled his nefarious plot to create an evil program codenamed W.I.N.D.O.W.S.(Wacky Ingenius Destruction Object With Super-shit capabilities.). The robot he created ended up by a dumb-ass loser who couldn't dance worth a flying fuck. Bill planned to destroy it,but the machine asked to have one shot at killing Dancin'. It tried and failed miserably. Ashamed,it headed to the hills where it got a PhD from pro Decepticon,Soundwave,in Souless Bad-Assery and Groovin',hence the robot named itself "Dr.Groove-o-Tron". It attacked Dancin' many times afterwards,and succeeded once,but they were quickly revived by a retcon or a flying Barracuda or something. Currently,he sits in his gay base all day plotting weird shit.

Mecha-Dracula

First Appearance:Dancin' Dancin' Dancin' Dancin' Dancin' and also Dancin'#4 See Mecha-Dracula.

Funkle

First Appearance:Dancin' Dancin' Dancin' Dancin' Dancin' and also Dancin'#153 After Dancin' discovered some alien pot and lit up it transformed him into a hideous Fuck-Monster and made him do naughty things,and take pictures of common sea-turtles in suggestive poses he smoked some regular stuff to get a counter-high and turned back into normal Dancin'. Later in the series,Eddie Fuck takes Dancin's "Super-Secret Stash" which included his alien green after he lit up later that night,he became a stronger,more powerful Fuck Monster than Dancin' could have ever been. Eddie smoked enough to get him permanantly high and therefore eternally a Fuck Monster.Soon,he develops a split personality and refers to itself as Funkle(or Funk-El,post-crisis)and in all it's sentences always replaces I with We. Breifly,Doc Groove got the pot and cloned making a flaw-ridden new Fuck Monster know as N'er Do-Well.

Bill Gates

First Appearance:Tales That Make Your Butt Hurt#2 See Bill Gates

Spin-Offs[edit]

Mecha-Dracula,a fan-favorite was given his own series by Alan Moore because quote:"I like the character in ways that I probably shouldn't and have always wanted to make love to--er make a series about the character. I also liked the Dancin' series...in a nice,clean way you know..er..most of the time.." Unfortunately,no more of that quote is really appropriate for anyone to hear accept Alan himself and you really wouldn't want to hear it anyway. Would you? Cuz you know,I'd be happy to-- No? Your a little uncomfortable right now? Okay,okay..Hey ya wanna do somethin' sometime? Ow! God! I know I was a little rude,but geez! Well,whatever you crackwhore! You'll come crawlin' back bitch,they always do!

Film?[edit]

Oh,we replaced the narrator for you we're sorry about that...Okay,so there's a film in the works with the complete cast of Seinfeld as everyone in the movie with Bill Gates as the main baddy. It's expected to suck pretty hard,but you'll go see it anyways cause you love us and we like your money.