“I am the terror that flaps in the night!”
“When theres trouble you blame D.W!”
“pathetic purple version of my duds”
“This, Im willing to admit, Is an inconvenience”
Darkwing duck is the coolest duck ever and one of the last good charecters to be coughed up by disney. He is also the most egotistical.
Darkwing was born in 1975. He was orphaned at birth by his hippy parents at wood stock. He was adopted by Batman and Batgirl.He always had a slight sibling rivalry with Jason Tod until darkwing grew tired of him and
decided to accidently posed as the Joker, straped him in a building, rigged the votes from the fans, and blew him up. Batman after seeing this simply asked "Who is Jason Tod?".After this he lived in peace until batgirl was shot by The Joker to get revenge on darkwing for posing as him. He swore to then become a crime fighter and became DARKWIIIIING DUCK. Then batman kicked him out saying "there can only be one avenger of the night!".
Darkwings career as a super hero started off pretty ruff. At first first he couldnt even catch street thugs. Then he begged for a loan from batman and after several days of shopping he had a gas gun ($10) and a custom built motorcycle ($10,000,000,0). after buying all of that he was then able to catch many villans. On one of his early adventures he was exposed to a chemical that prevented ageing. He made friends with the
fantastic pilot terrorist from Duckburg Launchpad McQuack. He also adopted a troubled energetic child Goyslan. He was then discovered by disney and his cartoon career began.
Theres no way in HELL im typing all of this. Just watch this to start you off.
Apart from the average street thug here are a few of Darkwings enemy's:
- Tarus Bullshit (who sounds a lot like Tim Curry)- the only villain to actually die in this show just to be brought back by fowl and have his lower body fall off (that's actually pretty dark for disney)
- Senior sparky ass - one day Homer Simpson accidently ate a radioactive doughnut thus turning him into a nerdy rat with electrical powers
- Water - D.W is well known for not giving a f*ck about the ocean so now it wants to kill him
- Niggaduck (he always steals D.Ws bike) - Darkwing from a universe where he coaches and then steals the bike of Little Mac
- Puberoot - one day some poor sucker how worked at a feminine needs factory accidently fell into... you don't want to know
- Quacker barrel- a restaurant food chain that was run outta business by McDonalds and now seeks revenge against them attacking any one in their way
- Team Rocket- you don't want to know
Also known as the federation of world lovers, an organization that exists to preserve the peace darkwing is disturbing. Some of the things they do (or have done) are:
- Rip off Eggman
- Your mom
- Run uncyclopedia
- Make the new Cartoon Network shows
- They ran Sega from 2004-2009
- Run 4Kids
- He is the last good disney charecter ever made
- Very few rival his awesomenes
- He was originaly going to be in Mortal Kombat but was taken out because all his attacks were 1 hit KOs
- If you look in the back ground of the batman comic where Jason tod died you can see D.W laughing
- Chuck Norris once claimed he had been... intimate with a duck, Darkwing Duck might have resulted out of this.