Darth Dietmar is a German literary critic and Sith Lord. He's interested in postmodernism, pop culture and writing boring music reviews for the GröFAZ. He gained international acknowledgment for an ad campaign promoting viagra donations to zombies and relentlessly quoting Adorno, which is too dead to defend himself.
Starting his writing career at the SPEX Magazine (german equialent to US MAD magazine, but only read by pretentious fucks), Darth Dietmar simply loves the anarchistic tendencies of modern youth culture. Should he ever stumble across this article, he'll surely write a very insightful Medienkritik, in which the words Konstrukt and epochal will feature prominently.
He has also a reputation as a smashing novelist. As most of his work consists in pointless lamentos pressed into volumes which can easily compare to a major city's phonebook in size, weight and content, he literally tries to smash his enemies with them using the Force. ("If I can't kill someone with it, it's not a novel"). His works also promote different levels of incest, bestiality and furryism.
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|Emperor Palpatine||D'arthangnan||Darth Anonymous||Darth Cheney||Darth Cow|
|Darth Dickens||Darth Dietmar||Darth Feta||Darth Hitler||Darth Hogan|
|Darth Maul||Darth Nocuous||Darth Sidious||Darth Tater||Darth Vader|