Darth Vader is Luke's father

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.
Jump to: navigation, search

Darth Vader is Luke's Father!!! no, really he is!! oh wait, you knew that already? how? did you see that movie? what, it's in every Star Wars movie? oh. what do you mean you were born after 1970, and everybody knows that before they see it? oh. so you mean, it's not a surpise? oh.

Darth Vader is Luke's father[edit]

well, he is. that's why they have the same last name. it figures, right. apparently in that galaxy, people don't change their name if they are hiding from the most powerful military leader in the entire galaxy.

Darth Vader is Luke's father[edit]

Ok, well, guess we did cover that in the last movie. now we just need to make 4 more movies just to reiterate that, just so that discarded candy wrappers on the island of Ceylon know it as well.

Darth Vader is Luke's father[edit]

sorry, sorry, just wanted to mention this as it will come in handy for one or two scenes we still have to shoot. also, we do need you to see the next prequel, just so you make sure that you do know about this.

Darth Vader Luke's father is[edit]

well, see we did not quite cover how Yoda would say this, yet. so that's why we needed another instalment in this series, just to really give this idea a good thorough wash-down and a nice run through Bletchley Park, there's a good boy.