Dave Matthews Conspiracy

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The Dave Matthews Conspiracy is simply that a decent amount of music released today, mostly of acoustic guitar, is actually released under aliases of the Dave Matthews Band, or just Dave Matthews.

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Jack Johnson, there is only Dave Matthews Band playing just an acoustic guitar, bass, and snare drum... sometimes less.
John Mayer, there is only Dave Matthews releasing a Jack Johnson song with more than three instruments.
Mason Jennings, there is only Dave Matthews recovering from a sore throat.
Howie Day, there is only Dave Matthews trying really hard to keep from crying.
Steve Burns, there is only Dave Matthews using really weird computer-generated static sounds.
Barenaked Ladies, there is only Dave Matthews playing the occasional electric guitar and pretending to be Canadian.
Chris Gaines, there is only Dave Matthews pretending to be Garth Brooks pretending to rawk out.
Toby Keith, there is only Dave Matthews expressing his love for God and America.
David Gray, there is only Dave Matthews playing the piano
Vanessa Carlton, there is only Dave Matthews playing the piano and singing with a female voice filter.
Damien Rice, there is only Dave Matthews expressing his deep-down love for eskimos.
Jason Mraz or Joseph Arthur, there is only Dave Matthews seeing what it's like to completely fall from the face of the Earth.
Maroon 5, there is only Dave Matthews trying to get one really stubborn chick to sleep with him.
Counting Crows, there is only Dave Matthews covering "Big Yellow Taxi" featuring himself (See Vanessa Carlton above).
Theory of a Deadman, there is only Dave Matthews trying to sound like Nickleback.
Moby, there is only Dave Matthews laying down dub tracks
OAR, there is only Dave Matthews Band singing about poker.
Rufus Wainwright, there is only Dave Matthews Band causing chaotic catastrophe.